Monday, March 1, 2010

10 Nominees, 6 Days, God Knows How Many Hours Long...


The Oscars are here! And because we've missed them so much they've decided to reward us with ten Best Picture nominees! When in years past it was down to a frontrunner and an underdog to compete for Best Picture in a field of five nominees, now it's between a frontrunner and an underdog in a field of ten nominees! So twice the fun!!

In all seriousness, let's thank the Academy for giving a movie such as The Blind Side the honor of forcing movie buffs and Oscar pickers to watch a sports movie in the theater (horror!) because it's a serious movie now, y'all. Its DVD case will now say "Nominated for Best Picture" just like Fargo, Citizen Kane, Network, All the President's Men, Star Wars, etc. Only time, and a hefty sense of optimism, will tell if The Blind Side will prove to be as influential as the aforementioned movies.

The Academy will know in just a few short days whether or not their blunt whoring will have paid off in the form of customers begging for more or a hefty sense of regret at what one once was.

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