Razzies! Razzies! Razzies!

As is tradition, the Golden Raspberry Award winners were announced last night, and they did not disappoint. Click here to see who earned a nomination. As promised, Sandra Bullock showed up to accept her award for "Worst Actress" for All About Steve and "Worst Screen Couple," which she shared with Bradley Cooper for All About Steve.

Luckily, Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen (or, as the Razzies call it, Trannies 2) picked up three awards for Worst Picture, Director and Screenplay. Bullock would have been the surprise winner (over Megan Fox) if she hadn't announced she would show up to accept her award, which I imagine was too tempting for the Razz members to resist. Classy lady she is, she threatened to read her dialogue until 4:00 a.m. if the members did not watch the movie again (she brought dvds for everyone- just like Oprah!), and she said if they watched it they would realize she was not the worst and she would come back next year to give back her award. Steel cojones!

Click here for a full list of winners.

Image via Daily Mail.

In News That Should Never Happen, But Is...

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, a movie that currently has a 21% positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes (145 Rotten; 38 Fresh) is possibly on track to surpass The Dark Knight in total earnings over a five-day period. TDK earned $203.8 million dollars in five days, and T2 has made $126 million in three days.

Now, I'm not one to let critics decide for me whether or not a movie is good or absolutely, brain-softeningly horrible (I'm a rebel), but, and this is for the general public: I MEAN, COME ON! I have not seen the first movie or the cartoon and I never intended to see this movie, and I can tell it's bad. You know why? 1. Michael Bay is the director (for evidence, see IMDB). 2 Megan Fox, the lone she-wolf of the film, has publicly come out and said "I don't want to blow smoke up people's ass. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting." 3. It's a movie about robots. That can turn into things.

Don't get me wrong, I loveee blockbusters. Independence Day, Armageddon, throw 'em at me! But people should not be so desperate this weekend as to give this kind of money to T2 in lieu of other movies that are out. Here's what happens: Explosions, not-long-enough glimpses of Megan Fox, Shia LaBeouf desperately trying to act but failing, robots fighting each other, and then something anti-climactic happens at the end so they can make another movie. The end.

In short, if someone tells you they're going to see T2 this weekend, recommend the Hangover, or Up, or even Terminator: Salvation. Just don't recommend My Sister's Keeper, I have a feeling that it's going to blow all the other movies out of the sky (by slowly drowning them in tears) and make $500 million in five days. Too high, you say? Well even it has a 49% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

Out of Control Hotness: Megan Fox

The one positive thing I've been able to gain from the release of Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen is that the gorgeous Megan Fox has had to go to premiere after premiere all across the globe, always wearing gorgeous outfits showing copious amounts of skin. Today was special, however, because it was the first time I actually gasped when looking at the computer- instantly in awe of her overall look and especially the dress. Even the cones, 3/4 man and GMC truck in the background cannot spoil this gorgeous picture. Please, enjoy.

Image via Just Jared.

More GG fashion!

Still waiting for a shot of Melissa George, Marisa Tomei (ouch), and the cast of Mad Men.
Here are some to tide you over until then:


The Golden Couple of the night. You know Mama wears the pants in this relationship.

Renee Zellweger, simply tragic.

Cameron Diaz, frumpy and unfortunate as always. Someone wants attention at all costs!

Shifting from the messes, here is the self-professed hot tranny (not a mess) Megan Fox

The always heavenly breasts of Salma Hayek can make even a nude colored dress stand out

Anne Hathaway significantly redeeming herself but still
stumbling in the makeup/accessories department.

The dress that Angelina should have worn... what a stunner.

Penelope Cruz, who can do no wrong.

A dress showcasing the beautiful breasts of Elizabeth Banks,
quite the funny and beautiful lady.

The ethereal January Jones of Mad Men showcasing her eyes in a blue dress... with pockets!

All images courtesy of Getty Images via InStyle online.