Per EW, Sam Raimi, Tobey Maguire and the whole rest of the tired gang have a release date for their sure to be horrible, ultimate sell-out of a movie provocatively titled "Spiderman 4." Be sure to mark your calendars for May 6th, 2011, and call all of your friends who still care (all none of them) to go with you, if you can stomach another movie after your obligatory 1-3 marathon. I certainly can't. Oh, and I'm pretty sure the tagline "His biggest battle has yet to come" has more to do with the audience returning in the same numbers rather than, say, battling three people at once as he did in S3. Maybe they'll just give up and throw all the Marvel villains in like The Matrix 2 fighting sequence with tons of Mr. Smiths surrounding Neo. Maybe Spiderman is Neo... (that would explain everything, I've long assumed that a movie can only be a hit if Keanu Reeves was in it).
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