How to Become a Douche in 3 Steps Or Less:

Step 1: Start out being a successful, well-liked person in your field and let the endorsements roll in. Sell tons of CDs, and most importantly, date a beautiful woman.

Photo Illustration A: Equal Parts Happiness and Innocence

Step 2: Abuse a woman. Preferably a successful, equally if not more well-liked individual who happens to be a superstar. Let's call her "Brihanna".

Photo Illustration B: Equal Parts Huh? and This is wrong...

Step 3: You're arrested and about to be charged with a crime that can lead to years in prison, and are dropped by all your endorsers and quick to becoming a national disgrace. In T-3 years you will probably be on Season 6 of VH1's "Sober House", "Surreal Life" or both. Congratulations, you're a douche!

Photo Illustration C: Good luck with your life now you big idiot douche.

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